The Poor Rico Empire: 12 Years of Hustle & League Glory.
Twelve managers. One trophy. One punishment nobody wants. Everything you need for the 2026 campaign lives right here.
A top 2 day of the year. Let us pray there are no preseason injuries.
Countdown to Draft Day · Nashville, TN · Aug 29, 2026 · 12:00 PM CT
2026 Destination Draft Attendance
Max Beati (How do you like them apples?) is officially SKIPPING the 2026 Nashville Destination Draft. While 11 brothers are in Music City crushing brunch before the Titans game, Max will be drafting remotely in shame. Prepare for heavy remote-draft slander in the chat.
2025 Title
Trophy Holder
Managed by Hayes Linzer
Fetty KP defeated Sam Top Andy Bottom in the 2025 Championship (Record: 8-6).
Straight from the Instagram slides
The Meta Intro Header
1/13Twelve grown men refreshing this page like it's a court verdict. The rankings were promised Tuesday, arrived Saturday, and somehow the deadline I invented for myself has been violated for the fourth consecutive week. Scandals brought us together; scandals test the strength of our bonds. Anyway — here's who's good and who's lying to themselves.
Deadlines are a social construct. The Commissioner abusing his power, however, is very real.
Lock of the Year
Andrew has a history of dropping preseason locks (Rashid Shaheed Over 675.5 YDS, Tee Higgins Over 975.5 YDS). Vote on what financial gamble he needs to drop prior to draft day in Nashville.
Classic Receiver / Player Prop Over
WR yards or TD futures — the house style that built the reputation.
NFL Team to Make or Miss Playoffs
One franchise, one binary verdict, twelve months of screaming.
Regular Season Team Win Total Over/Under
Season-long sweat where a Week 18 rest day ruins everything.
Absurd Multi-Leg Futures Parlay (+500 or higher)
Chaos ticket. Long odds, longer group-chat aftermath.
0 league votes cast
Head of Punishment Ruling
Sacko Watch
Two official punishments handed down by Head of Punishment Ben Ledoux. The league picks one.
Option 1 — The 3-Mile Hike
Walk 3 miles continuously while carrying a 50 lb bag.
Option 2 — The 6-Hour Pool Marathon
Stay submerged in the pool for 6 hours straight, live during the Nashville draft.
0 league votes cast
Titles won, 2014–2025
Scrub City
Andrew Imrie
2017 · 2018 · 2023
It's No Longer Luck / Its No Longer Luck
Alex Ladd
2016 · 2020
Sam Top Andy Bottom / Sam Top Phil Bottom / It's Almost All Skill / Its Almost All Skill
Sam Drew
2015 · 2022
Fetty KP / Alex Ladd
Hayes Linzer
2014 · 2025
Colstons Cribb
Kevin Larney
2024
How do you like them apples? / Bad News Bears
Matt Quercia & Max Beati
2021
Cincinnati Harambes
Kyle Aulbach
2019
Jump Off Points
Last Four Seasons
Fetty KP
Hayes Linzer
def. Sam Top Andy Bottom
Colstons Cribb
Kevin Larney
def. Get Out Played
Scrub City
Andrew Imrie
def. Sam Top Phil Bottom
Sam Top Phil Bottom
Sam Drew
def. Cincinnati Harambes